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She asks for advice on how to assume more of a leadership role in the White House and he directs her to senior strategist Kent Davison, the Pol Pot of pie charts, who forced her to fake a happy relationship with her ex-husband during the election.
A reporter asks him if she's deserting a sinking ship - a crack at the leaky boat he's trying to sell on eBay that's draining him financially.Selina finds Ben, the Chief of Staff, hiding in a supply closet fearing for his job. 'Come 2 a.m., my eyes will say 'holocaust' but my lips will say 'carnival.''Mike gives a statement to the press, informing them Selina will not be doing the morning news shows. Selina blames POTUS for the grim results and decides it's time he honored his ticket promises to her: 'I want more responsibilities in infrastructure and education reform.I want a Cartier f****** dildo.'In order to confront POTUS about assuming more responsibility, Selina asks Gary for the Miami Sunburst lipstick her stylist recommended to offset the morose atmosphere in the in Oval Office. But Selina's successful campaign visits don't translate to election night victory. Directed by Christopher MorrisTeleplay by Will SmithStory by Armando Iannucci & Will Smith'Tonight is going to be a plane crash shoving a train wreck onto a crowded highway.' - Dan Selina campaigns across the country for the Midterm elections, drawing lively crowds for candidates including nemeses Danny Chung and Roger Furlong, Ohio's gubernatorial hopeful.